I love my wife

Smashed is smashed after a few beers

Ah, I have a third derby wife!

Yes, this was very awkward...

Observe the fathers flowers in the mouth... and trannie mother

Ta daaaaa.... we are married after 2 years of engagement

May I present Smashed not Strrd! We had a lovley wedding during the Stockholm Rollerderby bonding weekend... Our priest Jazz Ass might have been very intoxicated and my derbyfathers Roffe and Krille almost missed the cermony due to unability to put clothes on... the father of the other bride Husse wore clothes worthy a trannie and the flowers were a doll, that Mad Maloony catched.... We did the plank and I picked Smashed up during the cermony and my bestman Kix bought me a stripper, who gave everyone lapdances with the snus almost falling out of her lip... sexy... So I have no doubt that this will go down in history as one of the better derbyweddings... The pictures are all taken by our lovley wedding photographer It's Aliva!

Oh, and as you can tell, we both wore lovley dresses in the colors of Stockholm Rollerderby... and we had the support of the majority of the current skaters of Stockholm Rollerderby... AMAZING!

And the wedding guests.... 

My third derby-wedding

So i have gotten married twice during RollerCon in Vegas - the first time was to my freshmeat buddy and fellow troublemaker Colt 45, we had nice outfits on and it was Vegas and it was one of the things that happen every year at RollerCon - the gigantic derbywedding... Me and ReAnimator got married the next year - she being my bankedtrack wife and me being another of her international wives.

So this weekend I finally married my third wife, we been engaged for almost two years, and it just seemed to be appropirate to get married during a bonding weekend. We might have overdone it - but I don't think it can be overdone... so we probably did not overdo it! Oh, and my wife is Smashed not Strrd.... 

Derby wedding... HussInsane and Krazy Kris

finally married

Finally it is offical, Husse and Kris are now real derby wives, it is the second derby marrige I have had the honor to administer, the first one was Fenix and Bea....